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NickO's avatar

While I certainly don't go looking for bad meals (who does?) my usual response is "ok, that means the next meal will be great!".

And if everything we ate was 5 star quality, how would know it was good? A bad meal now and then just reminds us of what good food realty is

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Lisa Abend's avatar

A very good point!

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AliceFeiring's avatar

I'm going to have nightmares about that milkshake and tuna sponge.. and the pomp of the butter service. Great stuff, Lisa!

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Lisa Abend's avatar

Thank you, Alice! But oh, that poor kid with the butter….

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Nick Garnett's avatar

This is really writing of the highest quality, Substack needs more actual writers and less snake oil sales persons

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Anne LeVant Prahl's avatar

I need to go order a lamb milkshake. Yum

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Lisa Abend's avatar

You may find this hard to believe (I know I do), but I was once served a bear milkshake, complete with straw for drinking, at a Slovenian restaurant. Still traumatized.

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Jose's avatar

Please, tell us the name of the restaurant!

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Marloes Wardenier's avatar

Hahaha, what an experience; with all that unnecessary fluff around the food! It was almost like you were dining inside a surreal Dali painting.

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Lisa Abend's avatar

Ha! It did feel at times like the clocks were about to start melting ;)

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Marloes Wardenier's avatar

😂🫠

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Marco & Sabrina's avatar

Funny!

We always beat a hasty retreat from places like this as they go against our three criteria for picking a restaurant which we always do on the fly when we travel:

1 Foam has no place on a plate of food

2 Always eat local and with locals. Google and other recommended restaurants are therefore best avoided

3 English language and tasting menus are a guarantee of exhorbitant prices

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Brian Pelletier's avatar

What an odd restaurant experience, and an entertaining recap (not a review!). I definitely appreciate the migas were delicious and the rest of the meal tasty, but it was still a bad meal. Too much imagination, indeed!

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Lisa Abend's avatar

Odd is exactly the right word! Thanks for reading.

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Natalie Karneef's avatar

So much appreciation and lolz for this and for questioning our collective obsession with researching our restaurants(guilty). I used to date a chef whose rule was “if they have to tell you in the menu how good the food is… it isn’t”. Seems like a handy one to keep in mind.

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Lisa Abend's avatar

More good words to live by!

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Thankfully, the photo and description should be enough to make sure that should I be unfortunate enough to enter this establishment, I immediately turn and flee to the closest food source, even if that turned out to be McDonalds.

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Lisa Abend's avatar

PSA: Turns out, there's a really good tapas bar around the corner.

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Michael Jensen's avatar

But if there isn't tuna eyeball butter....

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Lisa Abend's avatar

I keep wondering if they're dotted throughout, like blueberries, or just kind of schmeared in there.

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Okay, it’s bad enough you introduced me to this concept, but now you’re just being cruel!

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Lisa Abend's avatar

;)

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David Lansing's avatar

God, I wish I could remember where I read about Ignacio and this restaurant. NY Times? The New Yorker? Anyway, it was a rather long piece and the writer wasn’t much more enamored of the chef or restaurant than you were. Although I have to say that your lede made me think that it was a place where you got food poisoning or something. Just, what, too pretentious? I remember going to a similar sort of restaurant in Barcelona some years back with my daughter and an editor from Bon Appetit. Lots of foam and gases and weird combinations. The three of us just shook our heads as we left. Like, What the hell was that about?

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Lisa Abend's avatar

So you're saying I could have prevented all this with a little internet research beforehand, David?

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Mark Orwoll's avatar

Thanks for suffering through this so that the rest of us don't have to. This type of restaurant is precisely why my two favorite words for dining choices are "pub lunch."

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andrew mccarthy's avatar

An adage I swear by is “beware the artiste” - in every field! Let this be a lesson learned, Lisa.

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Lisa Abend's avatar

Words to live by, clearly.

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Gina Ferrari's avatar

Brave of you to eat there. The menu turns my stomach

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